These are the kind of messages people leave on my cell phone now

I got this on Saturday night at 11:59PM.

Hey Vera, this is John. I don't know if you remem--you should remember me. I'm a friend of Heather's over at Heather's birthday. We were all cracking up together and stuff. I was wondering if you're working right now because we need a cab. All right. So give me a call back if you are. 650.xxx.xxxx. Bye.

Of course I remember you, John. You made me laugh really hard at Heather's birthday party. But I don't drive a cab at night. I sleep at night.